#21123
Arlesienne
Participant

[quote=”Kelemelan” post=696]

– What is best in life?
– The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
– Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
– Crush your enemies! See them driven before you! Hear the lamentations of their women!
– That is good! That is good.

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Nah, it didn’t go like that for a real hero! It was like this:

– “What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?”
– “Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.”

(Cohen the Barbarian in conversation with Discworld nomads – Terry Pratchett, “The Light Fantastic”; couldn’t be better).