[quote=”Kelemelan” post=696]

    – What is best in life?
    – The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
    – Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
    – Crush your enemies! See them driven before you! Hear the lamentations of their women!
    – That is good! That is good.


    Nah, it didn’t go like that for a real hero! It was like this:

    – “What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?”
    – “Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.”

    (Cohen the Barbarian in conversation with Discworld nomads – Terry Pratchett, “The Light Fantastic”; couldn’t be better).